I like to keep up on my current events, and I want the events to be current, not old news. So I want to read the paper first thing in the morning. Those lazy humanz just want to sleep in, humpph. So I had to start bringing in the paper myself. A dog's job is never done.
It's a small job, but brings me satisfaction doing it well.
Happy memorial day, and remember the soldiers that provide you the freedom to have a free press, as well as a dog that can bring it in.
